It’s because… HE Decides What Time It Is!

Martial artist and actor, Chuck Norris has become more are and more popular these days due to the satirical facts written about his toughness, attitude, sophistication, and masculinity after his role in the action television series Walker, Texas Ranger.  The facts writen about him at Chuck Norris Facts.com, typically, claim that Chuck Norris is some type of bad-ass, supreme being. Below are some facts written about him…

Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.

* Try this: Go to Google.com, key “find Chuck Norris” in the search bar, then click the “I’m feeling lucky” button. Read the search results.