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Bonifacio High Street is a good place to bring your kids. It has wide grassy spaces - designed to accommodate children who likes to run, hop, and jump around. They have interactive outdoor displays and toys that they would surely enjoy playing with. (more…)

It’s because… HE Decides What Time It Is!

Martial artist and actor, Chuck Norris has become more are and more popular these days due to the satirical facts written about his toughness, attitude, sophistication, and masculinity after his role in the action television series Walker, Texas Ranger.  The facts writen about him at Chuck Norris Facts.com, typically, claim that Chuck Norris is some type of bad-ass, supreme being. Below are some facts written about him…

Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.

* Try this: Go to Google.com, key “find Chuck Norris” in the search bar, then click the “I’m feeling lucky” button. Read the search results.

This is a list of unforgettable and undeniably funny comments by my co-trainers.

• B cracked, “Kung may what up, wala bang what down?”
• R, referring to L, singing with the Love Is All Around by Wet Wet Wet tune - “Na-feel mo na ba ma finger, na feel-feel mo na ba ma toes?”
• B, after reading an ABS-CBN magazine, said “Kung may Maike Evers, wala bang Maike Nevers?”
• M, after every sentence, “it’s not even funny”.
• R, after expressing a concern, relating a problem, or describing a negative situation, says “… dahil tibo si L3@#!”. For example “Na terminate si ___ dahil TIBO SI L3@#!”
• After the word game worm died, R said “Dying is only a minor setback”.
• R to A, “Ba, demanding ka ha… ikaw ba si Mandy Ochoa?!”

Never been kissed? Never dated? These pinoy pick up lines might just work for you!

1. U’r like my kulangot…coz u’r hard to get
2. U’r like my kuto…i can’t get u out of my head
3. U’r like my pustiso…i can’t smile without u
4. U’r like my suppository…u bring out what’s bad in me
5. U’r like my yosi vendor…u give me HOPE and MORE
6. U’r like Ovaltine…i just can’t get enough
7. U’r like my bra…salo-salo mo ang dibdib ko
8. U’r like my shoes…u’r a;ways there wherever I go
9. U’r like constipation…u take my breath away
10. U’r like my sweat…u relieve me when i’m hot (more…)

I was supposed to dress up as a butterfly but I realized, at my age, I’m too old to wear wings and an antennae. Rico, my fiancee who happens to be a Star Wars fanatic, suggested that I  dress up as Padme Amidala.

Coming up with a costume wasn’t at all hard. I just wore a long sleeved white blouse and a pair of white pants. I had a makeshift white cape, a pair of metallic armbands made out of aluminum foil and cardboard, and a holster belt that I made myself. For the holster belt, I used an old belt, katcha, and cardboard. I made small cardboard pockets, wrapped them and the old belt with katcha, and then glued them together using a glue gun.  

To make sure that people identify me as Padme Amidala instead of Princess Leia, a ghost, a while lady, etc., I covered my face with foundation and white powder, placed a red dot on each of my cheeks, and drew a small vertical red line across the middle of my lips.  To complete the costume, I brought a my fiancee’s light saber.

Carmine forwarded a good one… allow me to share it with you too.  

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. (more…)

 

Have you ever wondered what you’d look like if you were born in the past? Visit YearbookYourself.com and discover it for yourself.

YearbookYourself.com is an interactive website that allows you to upload your photograph and see yourself with classic hairstyles and outfits. You can re-image your yearbook photo in selected years between the 1950’s to  2000’s. You’d notice that everytime you re-image your photo by browsing through the years, you’d be presented with a brief description of the fashion trends and fads for that year and an appropriate soundtrack. Once you find the picture you want, you can save and share it.

Look at how I would have looked like during the 1960’s. Oh lovely!

There is a new way of sharing all your passions. At eSnips.com  you can share your family photos and videos, sell your designs, plan your trips, showcase your artwork, store your business files, publish your karaoke songs, and collect your research. You can control who views your files. Other people can listen to your playlist and you can also listen to other users’ playlist without having to download anything. But if you really, really, really want to download something from the site, you can.  I do not have an account with eSnips.com, but I always visit the site to play music for my classes.

If you are getting bored with your old digital photos and are looking for fun ways to display them online, let me introduce to you a couple of websites that you might find useful.

If you would like your enhance your photos to have the ‘cartoony’ effect, you can try BeFunky.com’s online photo editing softwares such as the Cartoonizer, Uvatar, and Video Cartoonizer. Below are just some funky photos I came up with after playing with BeFunky.com’s Cartoonizer.

Another cool site to try is PhotoFunia.com. This is the perfect place to get photos of you on billboards, posters, cards, CDs, and currencies, or with famous personalities like Angelina Jolie, Madonna, John Lennon, and many more. Your edited photos may just be manipulated images but will definitely catch people’s attention.

Have fun!